Werewolf Polish

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Werewolf Polish, ah, it keeps Werewolves away from your shoes, because they want to bite them, bite them I say! Er...so anyway, I would like some cheese with that bucket, pass the nail polish.

Aunty Aroma feels like she needs a snack, feed her a werewolf, matey! But first polish your shoes.

What it's made of[edit | edit source]

It's made of Heinz Beans, two cows, silver, and well other randumb stuff.

But beware, all you vegetarian do-gooders of e-vile, for this contains meat! Yes, meat I say!

Meat that makes you have hypothermia and you die in your sleep and you die oh such a painful death, that makes you wince in pain every second of your LIFE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say, I say, I say shout, how are you e-vile man of Nottingham?

I knot ham.

Aunty Aroma[edit | edit source]

She died. Because we found out the bumblebee has no violin, it cannot play sad songs, I hope you die in your misery, ugly bats of Gotham City, Eric can eat your bananas, horrible child.

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