Why blanking pages is not cool
Pages are fragile creatures, and a snub as severe as all-out blanking can have a drastic effect on their self esteem. A reported 8 out of 10 paper suicides are related to blanking issues. Pro-page blanking activists argue that this is preposterous given that pages are just the processed remains of dead trees, and that as logic dictates, can't die a further second time. Luckily all these activists died mysteriously when a paper-aeroplane flew into their building, and the anti-page blanking view remains universally upheld.
Blanking may indeed be considered "uncool," but it is sometimes necessary. When you see something that is incessantly stupid, offensive, or just not funny, blanking is a wonderful tool and, like all other tools, has a special place in the hearts of all mindless Illogicopedia readers.