Woonland
Woonland is a truly amazing place. It has a population of 6 million and the people over there are amazing.
Well, if it's so great, why don't you know about it already? That's because under code :awkward04825 of the UN pocket handbook and no-one shall know of its existence, probably because of how brilliant it is.
No more vanity![edit | edit source]
OK. The currency is any in the world, which is wicked. Sadly the only way to arrive there is by saying the code to a pilot backwards before the plane sets off. Or you can spend 5 years in a canoe pretending to be dead. You could bump in to that island y'know.
Facts[edit | edit source]
- Woonland is most west country in the world. America isn't west it's very far east.
- That the Go West song was about Woonland but the UN wouldn't allow the music video to be filmed there. Also the east bit is Uzbekistan.
- It's the best country in the world, apart from Englandland. And Australia. And Gariston.
Disrespect[edit | edit source]
But the whole world doesn't like Woonland. They fight blizzards just to kill Bleebs to stop the population affecting the east, yet they are only rewarded with free Windows Vista Crap Premium's. I think Woonland deserves a lot more respect.