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Worry - start doing it, or else:

  • The sky will come down and we will all have blue hairdo's
  • I will disintegrate your goldfish, making it dizzy and grateful
  • You will wake up screaming, in a sweat
  • You will go insane. Or mayhaps none of the above will happen, but rather something like:
  • You will become Paris Hilton
  • I will take away your favourite rubber duckie. Waaah!

Further implications[edit | edit source]

There are none.