Worry

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Worry - start doing it, or else:

• The sky will come down and we will all have blue hairdo's
• I will disintegrate your goldfish, making it dizzy and grateful
• You will wake up screaming, in a sweat
• You will go insane. Or mayhaps none of the above will happen, but rather something like:
• You will become Paris Hilton
• I will take away your favourite rubber duckie. Waaah!

Further implications

There are none.