YO TENGO 50 US DOLLAR POR FAVOR?

They wanted all this bloody money from me. I didn't know I even had $50. Those leeches. Build the wall?

In all truth, I am the man with a lot of money. I am not sure what to do with it, however. It is stored in a savings account. 300 miles away. Newcastle.

But why am I speaking about the wall? Is half of myself in the USA, and then half in the UK? Do I have my body stretched across the Atlantic? I don't even have dollars. The whole thing is pointless. No, I want 50 dollars, but I need to go to a travel money exchange to do that and pay commission. And maybe it is Spanish people asking for 50 dollars. Not sure for what. What can you buy for 50 dollars? An Amtrak ticket? A ticket to Manchester on Amtrak (that is a feasible scenario).