Yoz
Yoz isn't anything. It's something, only everything, a little bit of nothing, and a rather large Thing, though not a Ravenous Thing, because Yoz is only occasionally ravenous. The nothing festers into anything and then you have a Yoz, and it is full of geese.
Transporting Yoz[edit | edit source]
Ideally, Yoz is moved about with anti-gravitational tensor pincers. Lacking these (since they have yet to be invented), the next best choice would be a common bucket. Originally, Keanu Reeves was supposed to get the title role as Yoz the Doily Seamstress, but time and money constraints cropped up. Rumors of bed-wetting and whining coated the hauls with bas reliefs, yet to no avail.
Consequently the phrase "buckets of Yoz" was coined and socked away for future cultural consumption. Future generations of cavaliers will exclaim their buckets of Yoz from parapets, hoisting and foisting their rare bravado to the ends of the Kingdom.