Forum:What is your major malfunction?

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Mine is I care too much. marbury (talk) 07:27, 5 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

An honest answer? Pain. A ?pedia answer? I am a narcissist with Gangham Style tendencies. Ad tau. I think quiche gives me the winds. 17:07, 5 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

I have a squeaky handle. Needs oiling.--Ben ^Blade 08:38, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I lost my scrotum in a horrible accident. --Ryan ^u _t ^c 10:07, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I lost my scrotum in a bet with some friends. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 13:36, 01/07/2013

I've attained a rather substantial scrotum collection, and the Self-Storage Company is telling me I need to find other arrangements. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 19:05, 10 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I'm not very good with time management. marbury (talk) 09:27, 20 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)