Penguin

"Penguins" redirects here. For more chocolatey goodness, see Penguin (ambiguation).

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Penguin
Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Normal
Class	Flying aliens
Order	Swimming aliens and brothas
Family	swimming aliens
Genus	weird swimming aliens

Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.

Penguins are better than

• Kit Kats
• Romans
• And Ian Dury

Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.

A haiku about pengwings

They kill everyone.

Even bowties they are.

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!

See also

• Space penguin
• Evil penguins
• The Evil Penguin
• The penguins in the fridge
• Holy Penguin Army