Talk:I am the Chosen One

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According to Wikipedia Hell version, Reverend Zim_ulator was born in a dark cave underneath Massachusetts in 1959. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:50, 17 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

This is a common problem with the Hell version. Time passes at a variable rate relative to Earth because Hell's mass changes as demons come and go on their appointed rounds. The average demon has a mass of 788 kilograms on Earth. In our time scale, I was born in 1958. I am 79 years old because of my frequent trips to Hell. I'm still trying to figure out who chose me. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:22, 18 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
This comes from a song on the Britcom The Mighty Boosh. It's sung for one of the two show's protagonists after they are transported to another planet, and he is deemed to be the chosen one (not sure what that means, except that the locals pamper him and attend to all of his wants). If you want to experience amazing illogic, watch The Mighty Boosh. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:39, 18 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Oh, good, first Stephen Fry, then British sitcoms, and yet you're American. Wow. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:50, 18 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
I have somewhat eclectic tastes, which renders me confused much of the time. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:04, 20 Octodest 2015 (UTC)