User talk:59

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

What the fouck? Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 13:41, 28 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Oi oi, welcome to ?pedia, yada yada. Let's just get to the important stuff. Uh, important.... worm fluff? —rms talk 13:43, 28 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to Our Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists....

...But not really. The only one here who is a certified conspiracy theorist is me. So anyway, welcome to the Illogicopedia. Stay, have fun, edit, and generally contribute to the wiki. Also, watch out for T3canolis and/or Readmesoon, as they are actually smelly communist cannabalistic beast who wish to feast upon your flesh and kill your entire family with giant bio-nuclear missiles and then feed your limp, dissembodied head MUWUAAHAHWHWHWUYAHWUAHWAHAWHWAUHWAUHAUWAHUWAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......sorry about that. I uh, kind of got carried away there.........yeah. So if you need any help, drop me a line on my talk page, located here, or talk to the greatest admin of all time (in my opinion(take that seppy!)), Hindleyite!! His talk page is located here! Also, for your visual pleasure, I have provided you with this complementary welcome template below.

Welcome To Illogicopedia Noobster! Hi. Welkom to the ?pedia. Stay, have fun, edit, and generally contribute to the community. Stay away from beef flinging sheep, as they are very lemon scented. If you need help drop me a line on my talk page. I eat cats.

Cheers, -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels

-- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 16:07, 29 Ergust 2009 (UTC)