User talk:Grannnnn

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Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:13, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

Whose sock are you? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:22, 7 Arche 2011 (UTC)

And more importantly, are you orange?
...I mean, hi. ~ Pointy.png 02:17, 8 Arche 2011

Hi ! I'm....a funny shade of light mauve. Perhaps. --Grannnnn 16:02, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps? Hmm, interesting. Very interesting... *suddenly realises something and dashes off* ~ Pointy.png 09:12, 11 Arche 2011
I am a shade of chocolate; which is melting in my hand. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:34, 11 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Would you be any good barbecued? ~ Pointy.png 22:00, 11 Arche 2011
Probably would taste a bit like a deep-fried Mars Bar. Grannnnn 09:33, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Now I'm strangely curious... o__o ~ Pointy.png 22:29, 12 Arche 2011
Well, get a small piece of paper and find the chess set. Grannnnn 23:10, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)