Vandalpedia:Best of

All the stuff on this page has been found in the Vandalpedia or the Did You Know sections on the front page. Except for Ah, yes, more nonsense.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!

Yes. The force is with you. Now keep the line moving, we need to tell 50 other people the same thing to make them feel special.

Dum-dee-dum-deedeedee-dum-deedee-dum.

ROBOT MONKEY BUTLERS. Get me them now.

No seriously, click there. CLICK HERE

Hi TOO! Hey mr.chimp, how's it going? Yes. How it is going.

The chimps will take over... soon

CLICK HERE

Beware of beef-flinging sheep, for they are very lemon-scented!

Chinese folding!

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! Hurricane Dave is coming.

1+1=Chicken Chhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiccccccckkkeen no to cihcken from the bagel

Foot fungus! Haberdasheries! Shoe trees!

thanks to sensebibble sonk, we can now declare THAT DONUTS ARE 50% CHEAPER THAN THEY WERE DUE TO GLOBAL GLAZING!

Add to the latest collaboration: Sensible Join us in our quest for world domination.

What a mouth, what a mouth, what a north and south! Bloimey what mouth he's got.

BLABLABLABLAB

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA

If things exist, why did your '87 Buick Grand National just fly past?

Because I fed it to the cows

Large concrete structure you vandals!

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He can fly in the sun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He knows how to have a lot of fun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

If you sneeze he will die

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He will eat you with his claw of doom

“People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on Illogicopedia?”

~ Sceptic

Give me Yop, ma mamma, Yop, me mamma, Yop for when the commies come.

There once was this man with long hair

It got too much for him to bear

So he sat on on a rock and ate a plum

And pondered the existence of fun

And when everything went dark

He shot himself

Contribute to The "Origins" Series!

hey! What the hell are you doing with that bomb? OH GAWD

Hey everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big an' salty an' brown.

Aha, caught you red handed. Are you red, then? No, but you read me like a book.

“Outer space has turned into butter! Run away, for it will now rain yak pee!”

~ on The village idiot of Illogicopedia

I wet my pants.

Do not press the buttons. Noooo, not that button.. hah! You can't even do that right!

OMG!@!@!#@@$%#$TGVCNSKJDFDSJHGVKM

I sold my soul to the Devil for $5. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BATMAN!

Tis' be a title, yooooo

WART? You ask? I can't hear you!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh...yohoyohoyoho A! A yohoyohoyohoyo A!

Thanks for being an idiotic idiot. Thank me and don't have a spice from my bay-kery.

DADADADADDA BATMAN!

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If you bip the bop, the sip wlil not stop, yooooo!

WLIJLJSLIFHSHFLFHSLHLSH...that was Random Mashing Of The Keyboard with your host, Mr. Kravin Loony. Thank you for watching and have a nice day

My Uncle Pete told me vandalism is bad. Is he a monster raving loony?

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Once up on a time, a man walked into his room, curled up in a ball, and exploded.

He was called nothingsomething, but we forget what it was.

HOLY MACARONIIIIIIII!

THIS IS VANDALISMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! *kick*

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you'd think there were better things to do rather than write jibberish i feel rather simpathetic towards myself (and anyone else reading this) 4 making it all the way down here and actually wasting precious energy on it.

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Pwnd.

Walking down the road, walk walk walk. Well, time for lunch then, eh?

No, you dope.

Damn. Thought I could eat my lead paint flecks!

Time to die, Mr. Bond!

Why, if it isn't my sock!

ello there

Good to see you, sock!

So, like, I wanted to write something good here but decided to go and get an ice cream instead. Fnurdletoot!

Have you seen this person?

Bip bad dup ba bibble bada wip snip chipmunk, tryin' to find somewhere to belong, so come on!

Holy Macaw Ronnie!

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Al Capwn'd. ------------------

^^ This poll is makin the front page all weird! Get me the spanner.

Sometimes I like to stare at pizza. It makes me feel as though I were flying. Do you like to fly? Flying is like hate. IT HAS TO BE A PASSION!!!!!!! IT HAS TO!!!!!! YAAAA--*hack hack*

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Apparently, this bit is not meant to be good. Then, why, may I ask, is it the best part of the 'pedia?

Well first of all you have to bring your lucky turtle. if you dont then you will accidently switch your parachute with a bomb and blow up in the sky and little bits of you will fall on some 4 year olds birthday cake.

Fnargle: the word of the week

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Ibber ibber fish foo
flarky nard jabber joo
and something else goes here also too
and this poem makes no sense