Illogicopedia:Languages

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“Ubi thubink wube shubould stubart uba ubillubogubicubopubedubia ubin ubby dubby lubangubuage!”

~ Ubby Dubby Man

“One ewe ouldshe ode igpe atinle irstfe!”

~ Pig Latin Man

“Y'all gon' start a hillbilly interweb sahte?”

~ Hillbilly Language Man

“Ragu Bithanu Akharakakabaalalalambepujakka ding dong”

~ the God of Bananas

Pending Language Requests[edit]

Cantonese[edit]

please.


Simlish[edit]

Can we make a joke version that's complete gibberish like the language of simlish in games like the sims? (simlish translation) Gtra uiaaisud aziaoi ha hahaiyduygiwaio o awo uinhaewrfuybga awueofrbgaua ajdojnaidb aiuhi geasawieuhfrauiweh?

iv never heard of it, but then iv never playied the sims, i mean, i dunno, you could make a babel of it or something inside the actual site, or an article ;)--Silent Penguin 16:05, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I think a better would be a gibberish Illogicopedia. But, it wouldn't just be random letters. Say the word for tree was "Stumpdorf" in one article. Then, all of the word trees would have to be "Stumpdorf". --T3 00:54, 17 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Español[edit]

spanish please

We require a willing user for this, spanish IP requested, cannot trace.

Danske[edit]

Illogic in Danish. I can do it.--ColbertNation 16:59, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I suppose no one has noticed my request. Meh.--ColbertNation 18:43, 31 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, missed it, and the time you suggested to do the spanish version, as before, can you sustain a wiki of users, since there's no point adding another dinky wiki to the list.--Silent Penguin 19:03, 31 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Due to my lack of an offline life, I confirm I can sustain a Danish Illogicopedia. As an expert of teh language, I shall. Let someone else do the Spanish one.--ColbertNation 20:05, 31 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Hey ColbertNation, are you a native Danish speaker, by any chance? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:57, 1 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Aye, I was forced to learn English upon moving to America.--ColbertNation 16:42, 1 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Åh nej, de er efter os!--ColbertNation 17:05, 1 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Meh, this is taking a while.--ColbertNation 12:21, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Would you be able to build up some sort of userbase from, say, the Danish Uncyc or a similar site/forum? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 21:53, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Perhaps. Wait, there is a Danish Uncyc? I'll see.--Colonel Sanders 21:58, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Oh, I found it. It actually seems a bit more nonsensical than English Uncyc. I will create an account and see if it is possible to build some sort of userbase.--Aschlafly 22:44, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Italian[edit]

In Italy the nonsese in reigning also in the Parlament! XD Italian, Italian, ... --Gce 21:59, 15 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

well, you speak Italian then?--Silent Penguin 23:32, 15 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
i speak italian. and i want a italian illogicopedia.--213.243.230.186 03:48, 12 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Korean[edit]

please korean illogic.--Pipe 09:34, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

We should create a North Korean Illogicopedia. South Korea will just have to wait, because they aren't nonsensical enough. But that Kim Jong Un, he's got the illogic, and then some. --Nerd42 (talk) 01:29, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Japanese[edit]

We want Japanese Illogicopedia. Asia's Number One Language. --14.138.57.226 12:54, 22 Octodest 2012 (UTC)

Swedish[edit]

I like the idea of starting a Swedish Illogicopedia. I know some of the other language projects haven't turned out so great, but I have quite a few friends (Swedish ones of course) who I might be able to enslave for the purpose of writing articles. I think if I can get the ball rolling it might turn out well. Thoughts? --Ryan u|t|c 16:11, 30 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Russian[edit]

I think it would be a good idea to make a Russian Illogicopedia. I will think of a Russian name, and also I have a lot of Russian friends.

Processed Requests[edit]

Dutch[edit]

My kind Silent Creature of the south-pole, I would have the boldness to ask, if there is

  1. A (dutch) Illogical babel:nl present at this..... this.... site? and/or
  2. is there the possibility to create one? and if not so,
  3. What are the possibilities of creating a dutch Illogicopedia?

I am a humble servant (with those nice extra buttons) at this place & it would be a marvellous extra to do. D. G. Neree 18:52, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Well you will need to Prove to me a few things:
  • That there would be enough contributors to make it effective and viable.
  • After that, You need to think of regional name for the site, as Illogicopedia is English.

There is somewhere to start though. But if we where to make one, it will be a couple of days as things are in the Pipeline which are being worked on, after that it gets a bit easier, as those will have repercussions on any new versions. But non english sites tend to be less successful than their english counterparts, so you need to prove to me that it is worth us having one. If you want to, you can talk to me on IRC, irc://irc.freenode.net/illogicopedia and we can discuss it further.--Silent Penguin 19:37, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I'll talk about it at home & get back to you on freenode :) D. G. Neree 21:55, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Irratiopedia[edit]

definitely! what the heck? let's see what happens or doesn't. Would be nice for me. make me an admin & i won't interfere with the illogicopedia ongoings, only the dutch section. (except when i detect obvious vandalism?)I'll set up the front page & stuff with your help & start creating articles. Waddaya say? I'll even put a few dutch lessons in on the side ;) D. G. Neree 17:13, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC) + D. G. Neree 18:12, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

I'm saying this, because it would be unworkable if nobody understands the texts/ edits. + (plus) I'll be doing a lot of translations to and from the ?pedia. D. G. Neree 17:31, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
This sounds good to me. Would it be a babel section or a separate 'pedia? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:11, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
That's really the question. there are 3 options for me:
  1. be a part of illogocopedia
  2. start a separate dutch irratiopedia on wikia or somewhere else
  3. steal your concept & implement it in my place.

I like the first option best. & for the record, I'm just talking for myself as a fanatical editor & admin of this little dragon. I (we) have nothing to do with Uncyclopedia, although we owe some gratitude. D. G. Neree 18:20, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC) and even though our overlord is CarlB, (he's the one holding the power cord), the content is in the very capable hands of... of.... well, you know... us. D. G. Neree 18:24, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

This has now been implemented at nl:Hoofdpagina

French[edit]

A french ?pedia should be first priority here, due to french being the most prevalent language in english-speaking countries... ic an help with it, anyone else? MetalFlower.jpg

This has now been implemented at fr:Accueil

Norwegian Illogicopedia[edit]

Proposal[edit]

People interested [if native speaker, please mark (N)]: CartoonistHenning (N) Sosekopp (N)
  • Proposer's user account in UnMeta and other wikis: CartoonistHenning or visit me on CartoonistHenning
  • User accounts of others who are willing to work on the proposed wiki:
Project name: Artigpedia
ISO 639 language code: no:
Proposed domain: http://no.illogicopedia.org/ (is now accessible on http://www.artigpedia.org too)
Main Page name: Hovedside
Relevant infos:
  • Link to article(s) on the language in an existing Illogicopedia: Norwegian
  • Native name: Norsk (bokmål)
  • Approximate number of speakers: about 4.500.000 speakers
  • Locations spoken: Norway
  • Closely related languages, if any: Danish, Swedish, Icelandish
  • Language Family / Sub-Family: Nordic/German Language Family

Status[edit]

Malucopédia (Portuguese)[edit]

Proposal[edit]

People interested [if native speaker, please mark (N)]: Helder Oliveira (N)
  • Proposer's user account in UnMeta and other wikis: Helder Oliveira
  • User accounts of others who are willing to work on the proposed wiki:
Project name: Malucopédia
ISO 639 language code: pt:
Proposed domain: http://malucopedia.org/ and http://pt.illogicopedia.org
Main Page name: Malucopédia, a enciclopédia insana
Relevant infos:
  • Link to article(s) on the language in an existing Illogicopedia:
  • Native name: Português
  • Approximate number of speakers: about 180.000.000 speakers
  • Locations spoken: Brazil, Portugal
  • Closely related languages, if any: Spanish, Galician
  • Language Family / Sub-Family: Latin Language Family

Explanation[edit]

I am the bureaucrat and founder of Malucopédia, a portuguese wiki about humor with a proposal very similar to Illogicopedisa's: make a nonsensical comedy. I am very unsatisfied with the wiki farm that my wiki is hosted, then i request Malucopédia be recognized as the portuguese version of Illogicopedia (because it practically is) and its content moved to Uncyclomedia servers --Helder Oliveira 12:56, 29 Arply 2010 (UTC)

This is awesome! I'm sure Carl will fix this | Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 15:48, 29 Arply 2010 (UTC)
well. There's more than the one user on the recent changes, which is always promicing. As for a domain you will probs end up with a subdomain of illogicopedia. Unless you want to register the domain yourself and then add An A record pointing to the sub domain set up (easiest way to make sure your domain points to the wiki while still leaving you with control over the domain), since we aren't made of money trees. ;) --Silent Penguin 23:52, 29 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I also am not am not a money tree. I dont care if the domain name is pt.illogicopedia.org, but i'd rather it is malucopedia.org, and i believe one domain name more will not make Carlb break, once he pays over 50 domain names 10 of them only for Desciclopédia --Helder Oliveira 12:49, 30 Arply 2010 (UTC)
I requested artigpedia.org before and Carlb fixed that. Maybe Carl can redirect malucopedia.org to the subdomain | Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 18:40, 1 Aym 2010 (UTC)
I think this is a fairly good idea. If you already have a legitimate community on your site already then I think it will work. --T3 19:14, 1 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Status[edit]

Already installed at http://malucopedia.org/ and http://pt.illogicopedia.com --Helder Oliveira 13:19, 21 Aym 2010 (UTC)

http://pt.illogicopedia.org is also updated to point there, hopefully it will start working within the day --Silent Penguin 13:57, 21 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Klingon[edit]

I am fluent in Klingon and would be willing to be the admin of the Klingon Illogicopedia for just pennies a day! for free. Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 20:28, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)

That is not a real language. Also, since you are 13 and like tacos, please prepare to be decontaminated since we are still under attack from ED. *gets out the Domestos* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 21:23, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)
That's not a real attack. Anyhow, go easy on the skittles this time, will you? ~ Pointy.png 21:56, 26 Arche 2011
Technically, I'm fourteen now, so don't to it so hard please. And I don't love tacos that much, I really prefer quesodillas. And indeed Klingon is a real language, half of the people I know are fluent in it.
P.S.- I hate ED too, so don't take it out on me. Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 23:45, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)
What about that guy? *gestures vaguely toward a random passerby* ~ Pointy.png 05:27, 29 Arche 2011

Kaplah, fellow warrior! Klingon is one of the few real languages that have yet been suggested on here. I mean seriously: Dutch? French? Nowegian? What is this made up crap!? The rest of you p'tahk will support a Klingon language Illogicopedia or else I will kill you where you stand! Because after all, you've never really experienced Illogicopedia until you've read it in the original Klingon. --Nerd42 02:28, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Status:[edit]

Already installed at tlh:Main Page. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy SpacemanTheHappySpacemanDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 23:07, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Planned Requests[edit]

German[edit]

People interested [if native speaker, please mark (N)]: CartoonistHenning (speak it on an intermediate level, have some German contacts)
  • Proposer's user account in UnMeta and other wikis: CartoonistHenning or visit me on CartoonistHenning
  • User accounts of others who are willing to work on the proposed wiki:
Project name: Kühlpedia
ISO 639 language code: de:
Proposed domain: http://de.illogicopedia.org/ and http://kühlpedia.org/
Main Page name: Hauptseite
Relevant infos:
  • Link to article(s) on the language in an existing Illogicopedia: German
  • Native name: Deutsch
  • Approximate number of speakers: about 120.000.000 speakers
  • Locations spoken: Germany, Austria (Australia), Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Belgium
  • Closely related languages, if any: Danish, Dutch, English, Norwegian, Swedish, Luxembourgish...
  • Language Family / Sub-Family: German Language Family - Indo-European Family

Whatthe??[edit]

Despite Illogicopedia is not very known on the internet, I want to ask the community what they find about a ?pedia in an other language. A German one maybe? It's good to have one, even there will not be many visitors or users because of Stupidedia and the other Wikia German Uncy. I can speak and understand German on a good level, but I'm not a native speaker | CartoonistHenning 03:36, 2 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

As I've mentioned somewhere on this page in the dim and distant past, I certainly would back a German-language Illogic. The problem, however, has always been finding enough users that speak fluent German. If you feel you have the time to spare and can rope in one or two willing people (maybe from the German Uncyclopedia), then I don't see how we could refuse. Seppy traditionally has the final say on interlanguage projects, so I expect him to waddle along and approve this when he has a break in his busy fish-collecting schedule. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:28, 29 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
My biggest issue here is that all the other language ?pedias (with the exception of .no, which has like 3 edits a day) are totally dead. It seems amazingly pointless to open yet another language ?pedia without recruiting a LOT of people first. MMF3.jpgMyMetalFaggletalk 20:18, 29 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Well, i do know some German speakers. But i think they are not very interessed. Two big humor wikis are enough i think. The illogic one would be neglected and totally abandonned | Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 17:19, 8 Arche 2010 (UTC)
There is already a german version of illogicopedia's concept, called stupidedia. Only option here is to ask them if they want to form a colilition were we both brown nose on each other's webpages, given how huge they are, they are likely to not be interested, but we have tendered smaller projects than ourselves in the past, so maybe we will see some returns. Maybe this calls for an open letter to the stupidedia community.--Silent Penguin 13:46, 21 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Status[edit]

'Sister wiki' agreement established with German-speaking Kamelopedia. --Ben Blade 16:57, 20 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Glossalalia?[edit]

Commonly known as "Speaking in tongues" by believers, and psychosis by some others. I am able to do it fairly convincingly, having learned the skill from my dad. He was first generation French-Canadian in the US, and didn't really learn English until he joined the Air Force. He would mock people who spoke English with any accent other than American or UK, or his particular flavor of French-Canuck accent. It was hilarious. he also excelled making fun of the old Latin Catholic mass, speaking in something that kind of resembled Latin.

Just because I like the idea does not mean I have any motivation whatsoever to actually do the work. I've done a bit of audio news reportage in Glossalalic, and I may bring some of that experience here. Nothing too strenuous, due to health considerations. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:38, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Galician language[edit]

People interested [if native speaker, please mark (N)]: RadU user:Rhubella Marie
  • Proposer's user account in UnMeta and other wikis: RadU User:Rhubella Marie
  • User accounts of others who are willing to work on the proposed wiki:
Project name: Galillogicopedia Illoxicopedia
ISO 639 language code: gl:
Proposed domain: http://illoxico.pedia.ws/ and http://gl.illogicopedia.org/
Main Page name:
Relevant infos:
  • Link to article(s) on the language in an existing Illogicopedia:
  • Native name: Galego
  • Approximate number of speakers: about 3–4 million of speakers
  • Locations spoken: Galicia (Spain)
  • Closely related languages, if any: Spanish, Portuguese
  • Language Family / Sub-Family: Latin Language Family

You will need to have more interested users to get this project launched. If the guys here are willing, someone can create a namespace for you | Cartoonist | Talk to God! OMFG, HE WENT BANANAS!!! | 11:44, 3 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

The sacred Desgalipedia was not informed of the request, much less was questioned about this by means of communication. I consider it an outrage and my exclusion of this request Rhubella Marie under sockpuppet acount Rachel Raccon 00:47, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Is there some kind of multilingual cross-cultural conflict going on here?? --Nerd42 01:07, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Hello everyone and sorry for impulsivity. Meanwhile, negotiations were completed on the problem of this application will translate the conversation between the two bureaucrats to the analysis is best seen from a neutral point of this Illogicopedia users.

  • User:RadU (Author of the application) [1]
  • User:Rhubella Marie (Desgalipedia's Bureaucrat) [2]

I wonder why your application without my query... I'll be on msn if possible. Otherwise I answer in the discussion. Rhubella Marie, the rat DG sockpreppie preppiedits 16:43, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

Oh, that was the time I wanted to create a wiki, but now I have my Crapedia, I do not need Illogicopedia Galician, but if you want, the Galician Illogicopedia may be for you. Admin (Talk) 17:56, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

OK Rhubella Marie, the rat DG sockpreppie preppiedits 19:19, 25 June 2011 (UTC)


At first the sacred Desgalipedia does not oppose the application but as, in principle it is the only existing wiki Galician language, should have been consulted. As was also found, the user at the time of your wiki (Crapédia) was created in this application left unmet abandoned. So to prevent this illogicopedia much too late to be abandoned, Desgalipedia (through persuasion and an Ak-47) takes the application, if this site has already been created or not and avoids a major problem with the administration of this website.

In honor of Our Lady of Desgalipedia, Rachel Raccon 20:29, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

OK the level of the WTF-O-Meter has just been increased from like a 4 to maybe something like around a 6. --Nerd42 22:10, 25 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Oh, that was the time I wanted to create a wiki, but now I have my Crapedia, I do not need Illogicopedia Galician, but if you want, the Galician Illogicopedia may be for you.

Eu quis dizer que queria fazer uma wiki do tipo da Illogicopedia, que eu ia ser sysop e tals, mas como que quando pedi essa Illogicopedia, acabei mudando de idéia e fiz uma wiki aonde eu poderei fazer qualquer coisa e tals. RadU Talk Contributions 03:27, 26 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Please Radu, try to keep this conversation in English so that other users can understand. Rachel Raccon 19:52, 26 Yoon 2011 (UTC)