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(random number) buy (random drug) is a user who has written some of the most creative, nonsensical content on Illogicopedia.

He uses several accounts to help spread the magic in more ways. He has never written any articles because the mean Illogicopedians ban him based on his username, which implies that he is a proprietor of medication. However, he has never even seen a drug in his life, because he very rarely leaves his mother's basement. Due to this, it is nearly impossible to find pictures of him, but based on his Internet viewing habits, we have estimated that he is in fact nothing more than a large, pulsating lump of fail.