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... is a common bit of annoying grammar which is used to half-end a sentence...

It is also used to represent a pause. Sometimes. Not always. But maybes. Not always, not not ever, not never but maybe. Just maybe. May be. May B. B. Berjonksies. Apples. Meh, let's keep going.

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It is made up of three dots, sometimes more. It may also contain traces of nuts. And pencils.

But not coffee tables. Never coffee tables.

They're made out of coffee, you know.

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It is also sometimes used to represent a pause.

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Didn't I already say that?