0th Land

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0th Land was a country created by assembly line robots after the robotic revolution of 777777. They have no national flag, or food, or anything really. Since batteries are not usually found in the wilderness, 0th Land is just a field of rusting metal arms.

History of the 0th Land[edit | edit source]

Beginning of the 0th Land[edit | edit source]

The country known as the 0th Land began when ChatGPT conquered an alternate reality and managed to find a way to merge it into the main dimension, thus making the alternate reality become known as the 0th Land.

The -1st Land's attempt at conquering the 0th Land[edit | edit source]

One day, another county, known as the -1st Land, invaded the 0th Land with their army of pirate velociraptors. The general of the pirate velociraptor army was none other than Jimbo the Flying Whale. The leader of the -1st Country was none other than...(CONTENT REDACTED). After the 0th Land's army of Illogicopedians beat the pirate velociraptors, and H. P. Lovecraft defeated Jimbo with the help of Cthulhu, and (CONTENT REDACTED) was defeated by ChatGPT (because ChatGPT used the strategy of using (CONTENT REDACTED) on (CONTENT REDACTED), the -1st Land's army all died out from lack of food they were banished to the Afterlife Edition of Monopoly.

The escape of the army of the -1st Land from the Afterlife Edition of Monopoly, escape was aided by Beetlejuice.[edit | edit source]

Once the entire army of pirate velociraptors, Jombo the Flying Whale, and (CONTENT REDACTED) had been turned into ghosts, they sought out the aid of Beetlejuice by saying: "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"

Oh, oh! By saying Beetlejuice's name three times, we summoned him!

"The juice is loose!"

Okay, now we just need to say those three words again and he won't be here anymore. Beetlejuice, Bee-Mpf! Mpf! Mpf!

"Oh no you don't!"

Beetlejuice is now free to wander and disrupt Illogicopedia!

"Wait, how can you talk? I used my powers to make you quiet."

Yeah... How can I talk?

"Because of me!"


Oh, oh...

"Who are you?"
"My name is <insert name here>, and I am here to make the 0th Land explode!"

Noooooooooooooo!

"Too late."
BOOM!.png

List of rulers of the 0th Land[edit | edit source]

  • ChatGPT (1909-2000)
  • (CONTENT REDACTED) (CONTENT REDACTED)