Velociraptors

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You wouldn't know it to look at them, but these fellows are efficient predators.

Velociraptors are hyper-intelligent raptor dinosaurs who survived the extinction event, and who ride velocipedes. Foretold in the Book of Revelation by Ricky Ricardo, the clever little bastards survived by constructing a diamond catacomb 2 miles under present day Jerusalem, Israel. They even had internets!

Contrary to popular belief, velociraptors will not attack unless they are at least a group of 5, all on velocipedes. Today's generation of raptors, of course, are obsessed with automobiles. They frequently crowd dozens to an apartment and save their money to buy high end Japanese street metal. The swarthier ones are often seen driving Audis or Citroens with small block Corvette engines and leather interiors made from Blue Whale foreskins.