10 Reasons Why America is Better than England

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

1. Revolutionary War. 'Nuff said
2. Coffee > Tea
3. Chuck Norris is AMERICAN
4. An American wrote this article
5. Planes.
6. Car. Wait, Germany. Hot Dog, wait. Germany. Hamburger, again Germany! God dammit Germany.
7. We made FOOTBALL.
8. We're cooler!
9. DE-MOC-RA-CY!
10. But we all know that we're both inferior to Canada. Let's give up, U.K.

 Let's give up.