10 Reasons Why Silent Penguin Hates You

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1. You're a vandal
2. You like to kill penguins or do not enjoy the silence
3. You make unwanted vanity about him
4. You are a troll
5. You hate him
6. You've said "F*** the admins"
7. You spam IRC
8. You complain about the site
9. Your name is Missywedia
10. You took his mace