2010 FIFA World Cup

The 2010 FIFA World Cup is a great big bash up of homoerotic proportions masquerading as a friendly game of kickball. In reality, it's all a huge excuse for Italian footballers to roll around on the floor as if they've been shot, when in actual fact they tripped over a blade of grass or coin thrown by an unspecified (but soon to be apprehended) member of the assembled populace (three OAPs and a rat).

“POOOORRRRRRR PORRRRRRRRRRRRRR PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

~ Vuvuzela

*BANG*

...

*Silence*

Thank Gawd for that.