A man upon noticing his eyeball

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“I think my own eyeballs inspired the Malucopédia logo!”

The retina today was good, my hand was on it and it jumped up on top of my mac. It stayed there refusing to get off.

I said "If you want to play hardball you better come off that plastic corona and sit in my socket!"

Then his blurred shaker fortoned my nervous calibrate and it danced on piled rock suckets.

He speeched an act of parliament and played my Burkina. He said "What?"

"Well I was hoping you will give me that"

"Give you what?"

"My chickens"

"You don't have chickens"

"I have virtual chickens on my wii!" said the eye.

Holographic retina[edit]

He refused to cooperate and at my wits end, I grabbed him by the cycle and galliped him all the way to the shops. We were at the automatic doors when he spoke into my ear at high speed causing the doors to collapse.

The supermarket people sued me and smashed my Ford up.

The eyebank spoke dental "end this rampage" he said

"Its not me its you" I said

"Me? I AM YOU!"

"OH COME NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE ME"

I made it to the loo and conversed with my private quarters until my urine slipped.

Genter demolished[edit]

So i sat in the sky chair which is actually my room of heaven. "What are you doing?"

"This is my sky chair!!"

"This is bloody fucking well Ikea you fuck"

"Well it looks sky to me"

The people sky chair was up in the air, sso i made a cup of te-

"WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING>?>?"

"Making a cup of tea"

"Thats our air designer trainers!""

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