Adolph Hitler
Adolph Hitler is, or maybe was, Adolf Hitler's younger brother. Compared to his brother, Adolph was more inclined to serious interpretation of apparently vacuous fictional works. Also, he was actually Walt Disney in a rabbit suit.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
In contrast to Adolf, who lost his virginity before their father did, Adolph was born after their mother died. This was as serious wedge between the two brothers. Adolph in his autobiography The Lamb of Costa Rica goes so far as to state
It was like he was born in 2000 and I in 2002, for a god dying between our births was a profound schism.
Needless to say, Adolph may be or have been a little bit full of shit.
When Adoph Aydopph Adoop was six years old, he discovered a way to downloaded more ram. Because of this discovery, and the fact that the world is needlessly complex, the industry of producing little gold thimbles to adorn chairs with experienced an unprecedented boom, although that bubble popped two years later. When he was eleven years old, Adoop ran away from home to join Conrad Archibald Conway, Jr's Hypnagogic Theater Troupe for Semantically Enabled Veterinarians. While in the HTTSEV, he learned various obscure superstitions which would influence his later work.
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