Alexander of Aegae

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Oh, Alexander, what hath happened?
What hath befallen this sacred realm?
Lo, for your home of Aegae hath been demolished,
And the laugh box is broken
It is writing bad poems
And good ones, too.
And through this final stand,
The street urchins cry out in revolt.
Never knowing that they had seen
Alexander of Aegae.