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“Smells like mommy's kisses!”
was made by a particularly loose moose
after spotting a nice goose
and its well-rounded kaboose.
This juice then produced moose after moose
and they all reproduced after seeing said goose.
Factual accuracy[edit | edit source]
By rights the above poem would have required a female moose, but that might spoil things for little children, and would have required a couple of extra details.
To find out all the details you could ever dream of about such things that produce reproduce juice see below! The more you know *tinkle sound*
SEXLOL[edit | edit source]
|Sex||Intimacy | Love | Masturbation | Orgasm | Sexaholics Anonymous | Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency|
|Anatomy||Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | Erection | Deep-fried semen | G-spot | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | Penis Envy|
|Sex Acts||Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Pedophilia | Phone Abstinence | Rape | Rapism | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | Feature-Bate|
|Homosexuality||Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Kinsey Scale | Lesbian | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | SpongeBob GayPants|
|Other Sexy Things||An orgy in full flow | Are You Still...Naked? | Callgirl | Cooties | Exhibitionism | Hermaphrodite | Heterosexuality | Hobbit Sex | How to test for STDs | Interstate 69 | Mia Khalifa | Penis Warts | Pornography | Pr0nz | Premature Ejaculation Man | Sexuality | Squid (Birth Control Device) | The Illogipedian's New Clothes | The Wooden Condom | Venereal disease | Your parents have sex|