Interviewer: Why do you not understand quantum woo?
Viungo: You need to have ebola to understand di quantum woo.
Interviewer: You do not understand quantum woo.
Meanwhile in Austria-Hungary
People only believe in quantum woo because they're guilty about killing Erwin Schrödinger. You see, the quantum woorealites were actually Egyptians, and they were led by Schrödinger out of Egypt. However, they killed him, and felt really bad about it, so they found a guy named Niels Bohr to be the next Schrödinger. That's why Schrödinger is associated with being alive and dead at the same time.