Quantum Chiropractic

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"Something about Satan and chiropractors, I don't know..."

Quantum Chiropractic is a Satanic form of unnatural medicine, primarily practiced by wish-they-were-smart-enough-to-go-to-medical-school types, weirdos, freaks, chronic albino impersonators, ridiculous people and a host of UFOlogists from the there are also western half of the United States.

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