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A typical Ugandan warrior.

Uganda, officially da Republic of Uganda, is an island country in East Africa. It is bordered to da east by Kenya, to da north by South Sudan, to da west by the Democratic Republic of da Congo, to da south-west by Rwanda, and to da south by Tanzania. Da southern part of da country includes a substantial portion of Lake Victoria, shared with Kenya and Tanzania. Uganda is in da African Great Lakes region. Uganda also lies within da Nile basin, and has a varied but generally a modified equatorial climate.

Uganda takes its name from da Buganda kingdom, which encompasses a large portion of da south of da country, including da capital Kampala. The people of Uganda were hunta-gatheras until 1,700 to 2,300 years ago, when Bantu-speaking populations migrated to da southern parts of da country.

Beginning in 1894, da area was ruled as a protectorate by da British, who established administrative law across da territory. Uganda gained independence from Britain on 9 October 1962. The period since then has been marked by intermittent conflicts, including a lengthy civil war against da Lord's Resistance Army in da Northern Region, which has caused hundreds of thousands of casualties.

Da official languages are English and Swahili, although Ugandans usually just make clicking noises in between asking people if they "know da way."

Da commander of Uganda is Gaztons, who came to power in December 2017 after a mostly-undocumented war.

Da Indisputable Factz[edit]

  • Ugandan films have soul.
  • Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.
  • Uganda never freezes.
  • Uganda must never die.
  • Da queen of Uganda is E X T R A T H I C C.

Do you know da wei[edit]


~ Martin Lutha King Jr.
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