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“OMFG they stole my pyramids!”

~ L. Ron Hubbard on Egypt

“What am I quoting for again?”

~ André Breton on his opinion of the Egyptian cotton industry

Egypt is a country sitting on the top-right of Africa. It occasionally lounges about, stretching and kicking its legs, but it mostly sends out a stream of millions of masked peudo-animal demi-gods to destroy the economy of all other countries.

Egypt is most prominent in the world for its language: while most know that they wrote in hieroglyphs, not many know that they speak in them too (see: Egyptian language).

Egypt's main population is taken up by invisible pygmys, but of all the notable races and religions, Egyptian is the most prominent. This is closely followed by Scientology.

Scientology is a significant minority in Egypt. Many believe it was the country in which L. Ron Hubbard died (of a mixture of madness and knife), while others claim otherwise, saying he died in canada in a hockey-based riot. Either way, he's dead, and we're glad to be rid of him. What? That wasn't an opinion, honest! It was, um........ LOOK IT'S ISIS!

Egypt is currently undergoing a major upheaval, which with the exceptions of Google and al-Qaeda nobody appears to care about. Coincidence? No such thing.


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