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Dillon 'Spaghettio' Sheep-Herder is the owner of the biggest chest is also known to have the biggest biceps. The contest for the biggest biceps was between Sheep-Herder himself and a man named Marcos Polska (Poland). But Marcos was brutally murdered by unicorns so therefore Sheep-Herder is the person with the biggest biceps living at this time. His biceps are thought to be so big that if he painted them green and went to the highlands of Scotland, people would actually think that they where mountains and attempt to climb them, but obviously they would never make it to the top because they would die from lack of ocsigen. Dillon's biceps have also been known to collect snow between the months of November and early March.