Je suis un grand et gros yack

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This article, contrary to the titre, is not French, nor is it Franglais: it is in fact Englench.

I include this photo of myself for your information.

An email to the Illogicopedia inbox:

Dear Illogicopedians,
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I.... am a big, fat yak.
I am rather disappointed at your prejudice against big fat yaks and your proliferation of the profiteering of the profiterole of the common stereotype that yaks are, in fact, fat.
This is not true: we are simply big boned.
Furthermore, Mooooooooooooooo!
Thank you for your time.
Gerry, Big Fat Yak esq.

Response[edit | edit source]

Dear Gerry,
We apologise for this mistake. Unfortunately all the users' fingers have been burned off in a fire that has, most strangely, ravaged only the houses of Illogicopedia users, rendering us unable to rectify this.
You can change the entry yourself if it displeases you.
.... oh yeah, I forgot - you have no fingers to type, only hooves, so merrr.
PS. Moooooooo.

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