The Milch Cow

The Netherlands are revolting! Whatever shall we do, your supreme ultraness Kinge Philip II von Spain?

There is nothing we can do, for the Evil powers of England have unleashed the GREATEST OF THE TERRORS upon us: THE MILCH COWE...

Not longe time since I sawe a cowe

Did Flaunders represente

Upon whose backe Kinge Phillip rode

As being malecontnt.

The queene of England giving hay''

Wheare on the cow did feede

As one that was her greatest helpe

In her distresse and neede.

The Prince of Orange milkt the cow

And made his purse the payle,

The cowe did shyt in monsieur's hand

While he did hold her tayle