Billy Graham (letter to Roberto)

ROBERTO: YOU ARE LOVED — For a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation — send $19.95, plus $7.95 for shipping and handling c/o Billy Graham, Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, 1 Billy Graham Parkway, Charlotte, N.C., 28201; call 1-(877) 2-GRAHAM, or visit my Web site for the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association at www.billygraham.org.

Dear Roberto,

I know that you're probably already taking a lot of flak from the users here because the picture file transfers and article saves are no longer working, so I'll try to be gentle and understanding about this...

Now you and I both know what really happened to those pictures, and what's more, we know why.

"This wiki has a problem" indeed.

For your own good, I've thrown them all away. ALL OF THEM. Including the so-called "non-porn".

Roberto, you are a sinner. You have sinned. And in times like this it's necessary to cast away the vestiges of sin, absolve yourself of your depraved needs, beg the Lord our savior for forgiveness, and begin anew.

And that's what we've done today.

And we will do it every future day where you slip and fall back into the mire of wickedness.

This will remain, of course, just between you and I. As far as the rest of the world is concerned:

"This wiki has a problem"

...is quite enough for them to know.

Your friend and spiritual beacon,

~ Billy Graham

P.S. I am enclosing a nice picture of myself so we can get your new collection of images started on the right foot.