“You've been Roberto-rolled!!!”
“Hey, this guy stole my job!”
“You've been Roberto-blocked!”
“Sound the sirens!!!”
Relation to Illogicopedia
In 2010 he caused trouble on Uncyclomedia servers, which meant big trouble. The only thing we know is that he's blocked. But problems did continue. We give out 2000 US Dollars/£ 1700 as reward to bring him to us alive. So far, he has been sighted 1.465.975 times but noone ever managed to capture him. The US army once did get him but he escaped via the internet.
Scientists recently found a bit of Roberto sticking to a powerhouse's alternator. It is believed that he is also capable of warping into power lines.