Bingo was his name-o
Oh what's that? You want me to sing you the story of Bingo? Well....
- THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!!!
- W-Q-Z-M-O! W-Q-Z-M-O!
- AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!!!!!
Hiiiii little boy!!! Want some canddyy!!!? I've got some cannddyyy for you! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus!
Oooooh yeah.... Come closer l'il boy! I wanna be your friend! Then we can hear alll about Bingo and his name-o! Just dress up in this here bull costume and let me wave my red cape at you!! HEEHHEHEHEEE!!!!!
This is gonna be so much fun!!!!
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FBI AGENT: YOU HAVE BEEN GIBBER-IZED! SPEAK GIBBERISH AND LET US TWIST YOUR SPINE IN A COUNTER-CLOCKWISE DIRECTION AS WE LISTEN TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THE BEATLES! THERE IS CURRENTLY NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE! WOULD YOU MIND MAKING YOUR TIME? TOO BAD! TAKE HIM AWAY BOYS!
Ayyyee!!! All I wanted was a little boy to provide molestation for!
Oh snap! I have been head-shot!
R.I.P Peladillo... He was a brave man and a braver matador-pedophile-talk show host...