Bitcoin
Bitcoin (฿) is illegal in Thailand. It's also what happens when an interview morphs into a cheese toasted sandwich, and they called it 'cryptocurrency'. I call it a pointless waste of time.
According to the latest research from the government, it may be best thought of along the lines of, say, your appearance, social skills, or your financial situation (common insecurities).
History[edit | edit source]
This was spooned from Dogecoin in about 25%
In 2006, Mrs Unoriginality decided that she was tired of living under World rules, and so created a new country in her own backyard, which she dubbed the Country of Bit. The Country of Bit had only four laws:
- Justice (however, her handwriting wasn't very good, and it may have referred to her choices when ordering certain drinks: "No thank you, please, Mr. Waiter, I want JUST ICE.")
- A fair deal for all
- Democratically elected
- Blueberry muffins on Fridays
By 16th of Double Sandwich, 2703 AD, she had adopted a currency, before which euros were accepted at par. She named it 'Bitcoin'.
Exchange rate[edit | edit source]
At the beginning, one bitcoin was worth 1,752,494 US$, but at the end it was worth 1 x Dome Fossil at $2.44 par. In the end, nobody really cared. When bitcoin came back in 2017, it was worth NOTHING... but was it?
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