Friday

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Friday is the firth day of the weak. This means that in Firth, Scotland, all weak people gather together to perform an annoying ceremony in which flowers are pressed and cats groomed. At the same time, thirty rugby players sing (I'm Gonna Be) A Thousand Miles by the Proclaimers whilst mashing potatoes with their rugby spikes.

Phh.

Rock it![edit]

Impromptu guitar solo

Well, it is Friday after all!

Raw corn.

Sensible Days
of Sanity:
  Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday  
  Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow  
of Insanity:
  Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday
Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday