Friday is the firth day of the weak. This means that in Firth, Scotland, all weak people gather together to perform an annoying ceremony in which flowers are pressed and cats groomed. At the same time, thirty rugby players sing (I'm Gonna Be) A Thousand Miles by the Proclaimers whilst mashing potatoes with their rugby spikes.
Impromptu guitar solo
Well, it is Friday after all!
|Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday|
|Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow|
| Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday |
Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday