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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Dogecoin.


~ Billy Bob Jones

The Dogecoin (symbol: Flappy Bird) is the official currency of Guatemala. It is the best currency evar. As of 685/84329102/90812759406370512, the increase of the Dogecoin's value can be calculated by spreading this volume of increase over n/832910 days:

n89 + 78/n • x - f

in which n is the amount of years that the Dogecoin has existed, x is the current amount of Dogecoins, and f is the amount of times Ian Curtis ate a stick of budder, or alternatively, in the presence of a New Order band member, .

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One day, the legendary BORBAFCH decided to parody bitcoin. Then Obama ate her. Then BORBAFCH ate him and died.

In the year 70 B.C.E, the Dogecoin had reached a value of $25.25. This sparked a debate about whether or not the Dogecoin should be thrown into the volcano of which it came from, or presented to a banana peel. Eventually, everyone settled on capturing it and continuing to selecting the Helix Fossil.

In the year DinosaursExistBro, the Dogecoin was the most valuable currency by several orders of magnitude, setting off a gigantic "Surfin' Bird" record in Zambia or somewhfsdfkldmsgmfd. It's been playing ever since. It's how Richard Nixon died.

In the year 20-sneventy-12, Dogecoin approved of pizzas.

Chapterium 3 consists of litecoin.


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In the year Who cares I dunno nothing happened.

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Dogecoins are used in Illogicopedia too... well... lol.

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