Black Lives Matter
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- See also: No Lives Matter.
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Wait, you came to this article expecting to see something that is controversial? Dang right because no lives matter.
Black Lives Matter is a movement created solely to cover the truth about life, which is that No Lives Matter. This movement started because someone thought black lives didn't matter. That is the half truth, as all lives do not matter. You do not matter. I do not matter. We do not matter. We all do not matter. Nothing matters.
Is matter even a word anymore?
How it Unfolded Quicker Than Before[edit | edit source]
The movement's popularity increased hugely after a man killed a man. However, the man killed was black. Everyone around the world was angered about racism. For the next month the world saw law enforcement as their punching bags. ...Oh yeah and no one liked racism. However most humans are stuck believing that they matter, which spawns movement names like Black Lives Matter. However all lives don't, because nothing does. Their belief in mattering does not matter all in its own.
How To Matter[edit | edit source]
The only way to matter is to أكل برجر كنج فوت الخس كل يوم, and even then you must also ارمي قطعة من الورق عليها ملابس لمدة أسبوعين and تدمير المرحاض بمطرقة ثقيلة. Those are all very difficult tasks, and even then you only matter 1% more than you did before. There is no way to matter 100%, and it doesn't end at 100.
Before 2020[edit | edit source]
In 2013 they thought people mattered. In 2014 they thought people mattered. In 2015 they thought people mattered. In 2016 they thought people mattered. In 2017 they thought people mattered. In 2018 they though people mattered. In 2019 they thought people mattered. However nothing does.
Fun facts[edit | edit source]
- Black Lives Matter toured with King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard on their 1969 European tour.
- The rise of Black Lives Matter coincided with the opening of the third stargate in AD 2100.
- هاها ، لقد جعلتك للتو تذهب إلى خدمة ترجمة آلية عبر الإنترنت!