Bleach

LISTEN UP, IF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE CURRENT SITUATION IN THE UNITED STATES, READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY. YO LORD AND SAVIOR IS HERE TO HELP, AND HE HAS A SECRET WEAPON FAR BEYOND THAT OF NORTH KOREA AND RUSSIA. OUR WORLD PRESIDENT, WHO WAS RECENTLY KICKED FROM OFFICE BECAUSE OF MANIPULATING AND CHANGING VOTES, HAS RECENTLY PURCHASED MARS. BLEACH IS HERE TO RAIN DOWN ON ALL OF THE SINNERS AND PURIFY THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. RICHARD, BLEACHARD, BLEACHY, HE HAS MANY NAMES BUT ONLY ONE PURPOSE; TO KILL ALL HUMANS AND SAVE THE EARTH FROM DT AND THE ILLUMINATI. YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF... "WHAT THE HELL DUDE THIS IS BULL SHIT NOBODY NEEDS SAVING, WE ARE FINE." IF YOU SAID THIS, THEN YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A SINNER AND NEED TO BE CLEANSED BY THE BLEACH OF THE EARTH. IF YOU ARE SAYING TO YOURSELF..."HELL YES BLEACHY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, OF COURSE WE NEED SAVING, YALL HEARD OF THIS DONALD TRUMP GUY YEAH BLEACHARD NEEDS TO COME DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND SAVE US ALL.", THEN YOU MY FRIEND ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. BLEACH IS VERY IMPORTANT AND WE SHOULD RE-ELECT BLEACHY BABY INTO WORLD OFFICE AND SAVE US ALL. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.(⌐■_■)