Bonus points

WARNING: This article is actually legit f**ked-up. Read on at your own discretion.

Bonus points are what you get for running over Niggers, Asians and Old People with your car. As you go speeding down the highway, avoiding the Pigs and Smokies, your Shoulder Angel is tied up and being stranged by his own halo while your Shoulder Demon keeps track of how many Bonus Points you get for doing various really offensive and badass things. And if you run over an elderly, half-Asian nigger, you get a gold star! (also known as a "1up")

Other targets that get you bonus points:

• Jews
• Mormons
• Mormon Jews
• Jewish Mormons
• Niggers
• Jewish Mormon Jews
• Jewish Mormon Nigger Jews
• Catholics
• Muslims
• Atheists
• Catholic Muslim Atheists ... wait lolwut?
• gay faggot pinkos
• Pagans
• Womens
• Infobabes
• Superstitious right-wing southern racist bigot rebel flag waving bible thumping sexist homophobic republican male chauvinist pigs
• The Pope
• Cops
• Anarchists
• Fat People
• Authoritarians
• Anarchist Authoritarian Cops
• Several of the American Founding Fathers, Each Holding a Chicken
• Nazi Communists
• KKK members
• Gay Jewish Black People Whom George Bush Doesn't Care About

• Pretty much anyone, the mere mention of whom is offensive to somebody somewhere in some way. Extra bonus points if no such people actually exist