Bonus points

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Triggered-mr-meaty.png WARNING: This article is actually kinda f**ked-up.
Read on at your own discretion.
Am i edgy doe am i quirky doe.jpg

Bonus points are what you get for running over Niggers, Asians and Old People with your car. As you go speeding down the highway, avoiding the Pigs and Smokies, your Shoulder Angel is tied up and being stranged by his own halo while your Shoulder Demon keeps track of how many Bonus Points you get for doing various really offensive and badass things. And if you run over an elderly, half-Asian nigger, you get a gold star! (also known as a "1up")

Other targets that get you bonus points:

  • Pretty much anyone, the mere mention of whom is offensive to somebody somewhere in some way. Extra bonus points if no such people actually exist