Bowser
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“It's a SQUIRTLE!!”
“It's a Goomba! Quick Luigi, JUMP ON HIM!!”
Have you ever asked yourself "What are chocolate chips Bowsers?"
The Ever so many types of Bowsers[edit | edit source]
- Squirtle. Young Bowsers, Found in games such as Pokemans
- The Bowser. The original bowser
- Crocodile. The depressed Bowser.
- Luigi. Trust me, you don't want to know.
¡¿That's A BOWSER?![edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, YES. Don't worry, your not the only one that copes with this Mario, Wario and Tom Cruise do too.
So WHAT is the Bowser in the Mario games?[edit | edit source]
Well, to put a long story short, Pokemans were using a Squirtle Bowser, and the Nintendo freaks, like it so much, they put it in the Mario games, and changed it to not get sued.
But Mario and Pokemon are both from Nintendo!!¡![edit | edit source]
I wrote Pokemans. not Pokemon…
Are you, like, Messing with my mind?!?!?!?[edit | edit source]
Yes.
So what is this?[edit | edit source]
This is a 54 year old adult standing outside the supermarket next door greeting people with no lives. and also is very coooollll ur mom
“Really???”
“No.”