Boykisser

You enjoy participating in the act of making out with humans of the male gender, don't you?

“I am going to KILL boykisser. I am going to ABUSE it. I am going to BURN it. I am going to TORTURE it.”

~ Typical post-exposure solitary confinement patient

Boykisser is a dangerous hyper-dimensional entity that drives people completely, rabidly, foaming-at-the-mouth insane. Its appearance brought about the end of the SCP Foundation, the personnel of which found itself completely helpless in the face of it. Victims inexplicably include people of absolutely all sexual orientations and cultural dispositions. The only people unaffected are the denizens of Illogicopedia, apparently insane enough that they're immune to further maddening. Worldwide disaster is expected to unfold rapidly over time as only those individuals are left with their so-called minds intact.

I swear I played a Plague Inc. run like this once. Humanity was brought to its knees as only the most degenerate, disgusting, sexually deviant furries with the most semen-caked fursuits remained. I'm sure that's not a foreboding warning and an omen of the apocalypse.