Chewits

Spewit!

“Cheap, chewy, candies that taste like crud!”

~ Some kid

“I like to chew it chew it. I like to chew it chew it. I like to chew it chewit. I like to... chewit!”

~ Guy with no teeth

Chewits are meant to be chewed spewed. They come in the form of crab apples with sharpie marker all over. I don't like to chew it, contrary to popular belief. In fact, I swallow mine whole because I have a death wish!

Flavours of chewit

• Turtle spit - particularly popular in Holland and/or parts of North Belgium, but not Gelderland.
• Corn - chewed by farmers in southern Alabama
• Petrol - discontinued due to the modern economic climate
• Monster belly button fluff and Srgakimbo

See also

• Piece o' crud
• Stop motion Cob'a Corn