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A Colbourne is someone who has, opinionately, very bad smelling socks. These socks are usually blue, or red and blue; sometimes the socks aren't washed for weeks on end, or even months.

A more "full" Colbourne is also someone who is pretty good in goal at football, has weird sayings like "fair deuce", and seems to get on with everybody, especially girls.

This description is from The Oxford Book Of Random Creatures That Inhabit Our Land, and can be purchased from all good retailers, except for WHSmiths in Lichfield, as they never have anything in.