Contradiction

This is an article about The Thong Song.

“All contradictions are true.”

~ The Law of Contradiction, an axiomatic first principle of illogic

Aie! Not the nose! I like my nose! If you rip my nose, I will say "Ow! my nose"! However, if faced with this situation, I will not. HAHAHA contradicted

Anyway, on the subject of this songn't hahahahahahahahahah!!!

“I request backup! I am being adored by a large group of photographers and being paid large sums of money!”

~ Jordan on Star Wars: Battlefront

Tomatoes, on the other hand, are not so. In fact, ask one yourself if you don't believe me. Hairless Communist tomatoes in particular make great noise if you break them with a cheeseburger.

NOUN noun Noun nOUN nOUn NouN! Ahahaha funny random

However, due to the lack of semen the author of this article Harry Potter may now have to fall asleep.