Contradiction

This is an article about The Thong Song.

“All contradictions are true.”

~ The Law of Contradiction, an axiomatic first principle of illogic

Aie! Not the nose! I like my nose! If you rip my nose, I will say "Ow! my nose"! However, if faced with this situation, I will not. HAHAHA contradicted

Anyway, on the subject of this songn't hahahahaha

“I request backup! I am being adored by a large group of photographers and being paid large sums of money!”

~ Jordan on Star Wars: Battlefront

Tomatoes, on the other hand, are not so. In fact , ask one yourself if you don't believe me. Hairless Communist tomatoes in particular make great noise if you smash them with a cheeseburger.

NOUN noun Noun nOUN nOUn NouN! Ahahaha funny random

However, due to the lack of semen the author of this article Harry Potter may now have to fall asleep.