Cowboy

For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Cowboy.

Cowboys don't exist, except in avid regions of Russia. They are a type of dog. They have the inverted colors of a standard balloon, except with the mind of a teacup. David has an opinion on this.

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