D-day
D-day or "Dickinson day" was a day in time when the allies invaded occupied France. The French gave them cheese as a thank you gift, but the cheese was off and most of them suffered food poisoning.
The beaches[edit | edit source]
When the allies landed they encountered no enemies whatsoever 'cept one Jerry sitting on the sand cleaning up Nazi toenail clippings. "Oh 'ello Tommies!" he said as he began to play his banjo. "Enough of the damn banjo, you Nazi bigot!" said a British soldier. As the day went on most of the Yanks began smoking weed on the beaches and generally having a gay orgy discussion on how cat's whiskers make them neurotic. All in all the initial stages of the invasion were boring, pointless and time wasting. Then again, there was that gay orgy deeply intellectual discussion about cat's whiskers whilst trippin' out on good ol' cannabis.
Deeper into enemy territory[edit | edit source]
The time came when the allies had to pack up their bags and leave the beach to advance deeper into your mom's uterus into enemy territory. They did and encountered nothing but a few Nazi soldiers lying naked on the grass covered in swastikas. Then they came to the various bunkers and pillboxes and found Nazi soldiers dancing to a German banjo solo and sucking on lemons and champagne. Then they came to a place called Caen, which is actually spelt wrongly. It should have said 'Cane' because everyone in that town was walking with one.
The end[edit | edit source]
They all finally won the war and did no fighting at all! What do you have to say about that Sargent Jenkins?
“Gay bunch of poofter PUSSIES!”