The noise of Dried tissue on smelly leg bones.
"Skull ossification takes time, sir". They stood on a holotype and made molecular samples of a newspaper.
"We have obtained special specimens."
"That's not special. Fat an ectoparasite."
The CD ROM covered in penguin membrane was inserted into the animal's womb. This caused mild offshoot. "Modern specimens are freeze dried into a airtight bag; of little value for research."
Computerised bird eggs hatch clockwise, to the tune of Spleenbreeders' new album "cough_spectrometry".