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Yes, we know it looks more like a cat-bird thing. It's a dogbird. Trust us.
Conservation Status
  Least Concern  
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Vertebrata
Class Mammalia
Order Canis
Family Freak Dogs
Genus Canis Flappywag
Species C. Flappywag
Width 0.30m (avg)
Length 0.30m (avg)
Binomial Name
Wingy barking thing
(Dag Hammarschold, 2011)

The dogbird is an old cantankerous old 'geezer' of an animal.

Notorious for its laser paws and dragon-like, albeit 2 inch, wings. Approach with caution, deal with salt, barter in butter, scatter in batter, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.