IllogiZoo:Dogbird
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| Dogbird | ||
|---|---|---|
 Yes, we know it looks more like a cat-bird thing. It's a dogbird. Trust us. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Canis | |
| Family | Freak Dogs | |
| Genus | Canis Flappywag | |
| Species | C. Flappywag | |
| Width | 0.30m (avg) | |
| Length | 0.30m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Dag Hammarschold, 2011) | ||
The dogbird is an old cantankerous old 'geezer' of an animal.
Notorious for its laser paws and dragon-like, albeit 2 inch, wings. Approach with caution, deal with salt, barter in butter, scatter in batter, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.